I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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