member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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