whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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