I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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