Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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