Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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