the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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