Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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