So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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