Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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