we have officially lost it.
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
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