I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
