So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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