You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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