I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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