I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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