I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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