Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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