I want to walk on stilts...naked
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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