I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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