He is such a slut. More and more my type.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
We named our party play list daddy issues
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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