So drunk its hurt
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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