You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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