How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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