rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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