i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Randomize
