he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Randomize
