I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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