I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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