Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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