Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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