I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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