I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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