oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
