You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
Randomize
