Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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