My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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