ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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