You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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