Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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