It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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