alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
When did angry sex become our thing?
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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