I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
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