So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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