Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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