Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
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