I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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