My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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