gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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