For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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