Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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